Population | 4.612 billion |
Capital | Magallanes |
Leader | President Makucha |
Faith | Dorulunism |
Currency | Yarabahan dollar |
Animal | Dorulumon |
The Dynasmon's Freedom Republic of Yarabaha is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Makucha with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 4.612 billion Yarabahans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magallanes. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yarabahan economy, worth 661 trillion Yarabahan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,382 Yarabahan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, Yarabaha recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, President Makucha's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yarabaha's national animal is the Dorulumon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dorulunism.
Yarabaha is ranked 287,864th in the world and 6,250th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, President Makucha's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, Yarabaha recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
- : Yarabaha endorsed The Forward to Dawn of Dreadton.
- : Yarabaha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, extreme political groups are outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, the election for President Makucha's office's janitor is heating up.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 90 » Petronellania, United Orange Valley States, Corfad, Shibutani, Jeltronian WA Mission, Neptunian Military Administration, Aerilia, Ayuzhhhhh, Pribaltic Union, Ethnon, Laurendon, Laforeia, Zerentopia, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Zandos, Arostica, Alogiada, Texaska, Kwaj, United Kahndaq, Koda-Land, Germanic Cat, Nouvel Empire, Castle In Confidence, PlanetMercury, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Bagojo, North Bratislava, Armonker, Republiqueducroissant, Kainin, Ereena, Russila, South Parter, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, Halsoni, Bedsonya, Chipoli, Pallaith, The Resoland, New Cordyceps, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Omnistria, Walter Jackson, Deliber, New Atlantico, Former English Colony, and 40 others.Lionsroar, Zelenaya Dolina, Nechavia, Valentine Z, TheLandOfFunFunFun, CyberEgypt, Esperonia, The Jerichowan Country, PotatoFarmers, Nistriabar, Darkanistan, Arjuna, Mystiquelle, Rex Republic, Marlducro, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Arucaria, The New Oceanic States, Eurocom, Bodhisva, Francois Isidore, Ziprotscria, Siwale, Eralan, Tugupaw, Kranostav, Ubeland, Jenha, New Lakemba, Fragrancia, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Ishtimbine, Davidianian, Loutsland, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Simone Republic.