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Most Devout: 1,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,048thMost Pacifist: 3,407th
The Dynasmon's Freedom Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
A nation stands on its own with their citizens.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yarabaha

Population4.612 billion

CapitalMagallanes
LeaderPresident Makucha
FaithDorulunism

CurrencyYarabahan dollar
AnimalDorulumon

The Dynasmon's Freedom Republic of Yarabaha is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Makucha with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 4.612 billion Yarabahans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magallanes. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yarabahan economy, worth 661 trillion Yarabahan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,382 Yarabahan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, Yarabaha recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, President Makucha's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yarabaha's national animal is the Dorulumon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dorulunism.

Yarabaha is ranked 287,864th in the world and 6,250th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Devout: 1,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,048thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,407thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,439thMost Inclusive: 3,575thNicest Citizens: 3,762ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,627thHighest Food Quality: 4,640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,903rdMost Cultured: 5,121stMost Influential: 6,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,076thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,460thBest Weather: 8,567thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,903rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,558thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,661stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,002ndLargest Governments: 11,417thMost Efficient Economies: 12,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,650thTop
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Most Developed: 14,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,607thSmartest Citizens: 19,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,470thHighest Average Incomes: 25,185thLowest Crime Rates: 26,139thHighest Drug Use: 27,631st
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Most Devout: 66th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 191st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 200th in the regionNicest Citizens: 205th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 245th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 339th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 381st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 390th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 398th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 416th in the regionBest Weather: 441st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 444th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 450th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionLargest Governments: 490th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 585th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, President Makucha's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, Yarabaha recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Yarabaha endorsed The Forward to Dawn of Dreadton.
  • : Yarabaha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Yarabaha, the election for President Makucha's office's janitor is heating up.

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