The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.003 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,757 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 432,416 kek nabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 290,986^th in the world and 6,339^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.