The United Cantons of Northen Luxembourg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Johan R Rutherford with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.344 billion Northern Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaullegrad. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Digital Pyks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 273,351 Digital Pyks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, a passport is literally priceless, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northen Luxembourg's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Northen Luxembourg is ranked 4,360^th in the world and 101^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,901.44 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.