The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.811 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,306 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,128 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, visions of giant pink Jolly Giraffes are a common side effect after Roliganer eat their meals, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 4,575^th in the world and 113^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.9 law-abiding acts per hour.