The Empire of Kublam is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.084 billion Kublamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhazk. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kublamian economy, worth a remarkable 3,838 trillion Official Gold Ingots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,363 Official Gold Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Kublam, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kublam's national animal is the Sacred Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kublam is ranked 1,575^th in the world and 32^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 154.07 law-abiding acts per hour.