The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.1 billion Rijelvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 7,987 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,086 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Jolvs of property damage, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 2,251^st in the world and 51^st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.67 law-abiding acts per hour.