Population | 4.547 billion |
Capital | Galapagos |
Leader | Mr Moyer |
Currency | krona |
Animal | Boa constrictor |
The Colony of Tea Jol is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Moyer with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.547 billion Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tea Jolian economy, worth 749 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 164,770 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Tea Jol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the Boa constrictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tea Jol is ranked 6,086th in the world and 152nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.96 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Tea Jol.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the people of Tea Jol are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Tea Jol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 76 » A mean old man, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Unger under over, New Leganes, Elejamie, Kaigi, Goodnamesarerare, Pakitsk, East Malaysia, Axdel, Kelssek, The Marlands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Modra, Aivintis, Bai Lung, Enlil, Kucia, Talitoa, Harro Waarudho, Adavan, Headpat Central, Kriov, Hizuru, Blobbo, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Fellon, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Jankono, Romanoddle Republic, Marrabuk, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Asendavia, La Xinga, Roissyland, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, BearStackof2015, Sandboxford, Evrigenis, CheeseBurrito, Grossvietnam, Cymru Broadcasters, The Empire of Rijelv, and 26 others.Khusja, Myehn, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Dremaur, Evdon, Hieggary, Liberatarianism, Atrocha, Yukkira, Stellar Colonies, NewImperia, Konyai, Grimmerdhore, Kyrisland, Maltitalerland, Arleat, and Gem.