The Republic of Alisios is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 207 million Alisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alisiosian economy, worth 14.0 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,701 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Alisiosian mussels the biggest in Europe, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alisios's national animal is the Eagle.

Alisios is ranked 49,629^th in the world and 586^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 102.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.