The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.811 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 519 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,068 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, it's illegal to be caught on tape, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and the new one Brains coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 266,510^th in the world and 1,097^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -220.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.