The Uni-Power Paradise of Walfo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.23 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,592 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,815 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the Walfo Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 287,057^th in the world and 1,382^nd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -508.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.