The Arab Kingdom of Kkorea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ryan Zelburt with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.959 billion Kkoreacks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yang tú. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kkoreack economy, worth 361 trillion Babpers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,316 Babpers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People caught mistreating Kkorea's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kkorea's national animal is the Painted dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brakaya.

Kkorea is ranked 274,701^st in the world and 1,190^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -277.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.