The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by High Chancellor Dominic Soto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.991 billion Trixelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbem Ex Arboribus. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trixelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Trixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,417 Trixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, the official Trixelandian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trixeland's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trixeland is ranked 277,422^nd in the world and 1,229^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -304.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.