Population | 7.17 billion |
Capital | Tallinn |
Leader | Ann O'Nymous |
Faith | Yahlism |
Currency | propan |
Animal | bobcat |
The Mr Tambourine Man of New Eestiball is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.17 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,915 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.
New Eestiball is ranked 291,541st in the world and 1,453rd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -775.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Eestiball was endorsed by The Kingdom of Denyssia.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
- : New Eestiball lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in New Eestiball, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : New Eestiball was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Malyr and Haligovnia.
- : New Eestiball was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Waffland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 375 » North of Americas, The Seven Provinces, Invernessia, Yahlia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Elisabethshagen, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Regnum Italiae, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Jim the Baptist, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Chioganah, The New Nordic Union, Savinecross, Galway-Dublin, Dauershire, Lieges, Umeria, Nuweland, An Clar, Someseni, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Mynox, Brakanistan, Nardin, Wombelland, Othenhiem, The Templar Papal New State, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Thracia and Crimea, Spudguy, Super Happy Land, Belmoren, Falvaard, Quentenia, Maritzal, Weltbeherrschung, Amicities, United Communes of Chile, Chronus, Ostermarch, and 325 others.Kardjali, Leszno, Nea Europa, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, The Scandinavian Realm, Bareu, Robbonia, Estonesia, Durlia, Nieuw Gent, Bathera, Jahass, Europe a Nation, Dipretorian, Scytharum, Warzakie, Outer Sparta, Konewa, Karnea, Girvage, Mombourg, Ottterland, Alpine Lands, Armbruster, Agausia, Kebabian States, Alsted, Aroale, Dunsteen, Rary, Pilipinas and Malaya, Sicheslav, Gorzi, Arsenial, Salarnsia, Scutarie, Soveiniesberg, The Asten Islands, New Vorarlberg, Balcem, Zaznia, The-British-Isles, Younizia, HELLLLL, Fenian Provinces, Avalisk, Norbarch, Ostroban, Botizia, Maanenland, Ferranghia, South St Maarten, Ivernia, Southern Whateverlandia, Ansington, Liberalialand, Nigeriao Kingdom, UGBK, Meropis, Etnon, Slavatania, Druznia, Slovanov, Ikarus, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Bueroland, Ventelia, Rome Ruzalls, Wiener-Neustadt, Leiningerland, Askira, Revienessia, Northern Socialist States, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Kraykon, Toinetopia, Newex Nov Can, Great Hanover, Superior Saxonia, Dizgovzy, Leranditale, Athens But Better, Ollenda, Kkorea, Ost-Scandinavia, Orsik, Leistrona, Yourope, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Prydzopolis, Unidoria, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Great Clucky, Guahih, Iceagea, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Ardentiana, Lorissa, Lunder, Kazdestan, East Ase Palmars, Delphia, Danthia, Zanexlan, Kazachman, Amstein, Eritei, Flaminia, Castlenburg, Icoland, Spruce, Iaepatius, Sax, Socialist Swanage, Franchya, Entians, Compedlandia, Quaxoglia, Wyndland, Antrantica, Beriwen, Lumermeyr, Galychia, Exelandia, The New Dawn Imperium, Orctavia, Agatep, Wamia, Novaspesia, Neurks Boodal, MagyaRomania, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Kallvetzia, Ostveg, Ithertia, Slavinorika, Mally Piznoopia, Grestovia, Psikuta, Greater Tiberia, Saarenmaa, Leblancroux, Holy Pandonia, Troyes islands, The Iron Khagnate, Navorea, Roblox is Epic V2, Wealthland, Nova Espana, Makykay, Katuris, Cavonia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Granevia, Soleilland, Nordivia, Foudina, Lumiarae, Iquerian, Kanokla, Calicov, Union of the Golden Horde, Drussia, Sasuya, Caucasia, Konzhov, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Santa Evita, Tikonia, Artlantic Islands, Panorama Paradise, Alharatz, The OG Your Moms Mom, The AbelLandia, Brujstan, Eastoria, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, LeikANsTo, Levoniyuh, Wolflanden, Njordsund, German Tyrane, Hhava, Scivonia, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Liberepublia, Eastern Geenientan, The Atlantian Republic, Republic of Auctoritas, Germaniej, New Genovia, Norfland, Karelias, Roomengoo, Der Weimar Republik, Florand, Istastioner, Hankhank, Aresetia, Francoguese, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Greater Bahland, Kluz, Sudlando, Apocalypse Borg, The New Palaces, Holy Roman Commune, Winterstein, Berlin and Hanover, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Zantalio, Greater Switzstria, Society of Russian Freedom, Ultaverstin, Transamerica, Ang Worspar, Soclania, The Full Moon, Fictiobourg, Detek Lunesta Qok, Namsan, Goudystan, Cot Deviet, Alcrosnia, Belvanya, Vientina, Montecrux, Narmocrana, X Country, DeNorSweLand, Josepania, Reiserland, Southern Inter-pret, Lagene, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Flejan, Woodlands, Patrivus, Cambany, Agartia, Kronverg, Elania Kingdom, Convilla, Germannyyy, Niristan, Zanthamun, The United Lowerlands, Christ endom, Cold edge, Franschis, Myanerus, Bananani, Brunolian, Quincy, Glael Clington, Cheesystan, Valska, Pinenses, Norwendiea, Delubia, Gallifraey, Smultronstalle, Potatopelago, Republic of servia, Selvanika, Holy Europe Empire, Parharia, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Mancidonia, Westkapelle, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Schiaparelli, Adhria, Luchxernia, Donauviane, Vurk, Maubo, Coredona, Libertian Communes, Vaultshire, Cagadia, Togsland, Ouidland, New Vardarland, Villaggio della Foglia, Great Schwanien, Thihi, Thils, Zimblo, Osterreich-Deutschland, Leviggo, Al-Habash Islamiyah, Belius, Faack, Parsininsa, Cloria, Saint Von Artemis, Caliarizomex, CSB SA Union, Greyrey, The Reformed Dutch State, Undead Malavuk, Kalebo, Piersantia, Western Balkania, Stromia, Bialopolska, The Union of the German State, Croat s, 05 Council, Communist-Denmark, Viscland, Waffland, Malyr and Haligovnia, and Denyssia.