The Republic of Agausia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Simon Aiovikara with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.378 billion Agausians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamara. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Agausian economy, worth 208 trillion Pûlis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,724 Pûlis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Agausia has designated Tamara as its capital city, the Federal Council of Agausia has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agausia's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agausia is ranked 72,831^st in the world and 244^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 35.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.