Population | 961 million |
Capital | Telavograd |
Leader | Anatolie Negutesco |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Pigeon |
The Enlightened Nation of Elestansa is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Anatolie Negutesco with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 961 million Elesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telavograd. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Elesian economy, worth 83.1 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 86,481 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elestansa's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Elestansa is ranked 99,252nd in the world and 327th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -12.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elestansa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Elestansa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Elestansa, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Elestansa, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Following new legislation in Elestansa, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
- : Following new legislation in Elestansa, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Elestansa, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Elestansa was endorsed by The Republic of Saloncia.
- : Elestansa was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Crucia.
- : Elestansa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
World Assembly
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