The Kingdom of Wombelland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Robert Siebel with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.318 billion Wombelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombeldon. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wombelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,575 trillion Wombel Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,960 Wombel Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wombelland's national animal is the Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious liberty.

Wombelland is ranked 264,243^rd in the world and 1,080^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -209.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.