The Federal Republic of Slavatania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jozef Novaković with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.107 billion Slavatanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavatanian economy, worth 397 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,716 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Slavatania's pristine beaches, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavatania's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavatania is ranked 268,059^th in the world and 1,110^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -229.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.