The Let's All Just Get Along of Raghallaigh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a higly qualified elected official with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.919 billion Raghallaighians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rilenburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Raghallaighian economy, worth a remarkable 4,956 trillion Barangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 292,970 Barangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Raghallaighian city, the new biography of a higly qualified elected official is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime is totally unknown. Raghallaigh's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No thank you.

Raghallaigh is ranked 292,827^th in the world and 1,474^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -1132.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.