The Celtic Confederate of Canovium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glyndŵr with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.868 billion Canovas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maes-teg. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canoviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Credyds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,647 Credyds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canovium's national animal is the Ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristnogaeth.

Canovium is ranked 217,554^th in the world and 1,245^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 28.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.