The Holy Galactic Empire of Bormar is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Helios I with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.054 billion Bormanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinatro. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bormanian economy, worth 234 trillion Bormanian Folds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,887 Bormanian Folds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and voting is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormar's national animal is the Asteroid Larvae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Planetism.

Bormar is ranked 114,954^th in the world and 3,243^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.