The Empire of GamerPoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.229 billion gamerpolish hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient gamerpolish economy, worth 293 trillion Gamers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,994 Gamers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown. GamerPoland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gamerpolish christianity.

GamerPoland is ranked 45,156^th in the world and 1,474^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.