The Republic of Geriland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 957 million Gerilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gerilandian economy, worth 109 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,475 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geriland's national animal is the German Shepard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geriland is ranked 22,189^th in the world and 885^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.