The Free Land of The Gibraltian Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.167 billion Gibraltians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Case de Arcenciel. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gibraltian economy, worth 138 trillion cheese wheels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,370 cheese wheels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, the fattest folk in The Gibraltian Islands look to be the happiest ones, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown. The Gibraltian Islands's national animal is the Gibraltian cheese lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Gibraltian Islands is ranked 33,847^th in the world and 1,196^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.69 law-abiding acts per hour.