The Republic of Geriland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 933 million Gerilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gerilandian economy, worth 107 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,690 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geriland's national animal is the German Shepard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geriland is ranked 266,754^th in the world and 5,855^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.67 average smiles per day.