The Axempar of Great Ignesia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lexoskhena with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.214 billion Ignesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrezar Vimicia. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ignesian economy, worth 187 trillion nixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,553 nixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Ignesia's national animal is the exarivenil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nexarnism.

Great Ignesia is ranked 29,027^th in the world and 1,031^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.46 law-abiding acts per hour.