The Holy of Ovekisu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by a head of lettuce with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.65 billion Ovekisuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of best city. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ovekisuan economy, worth 526 trillion big macs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,331 big macs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovekisu's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cow.

Ovekisu is ranked 15,019^th in the world and 621^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.17 law-abiding acts per hour.