Population | 779 million |
Capital | Armadale |
Leader | Ponyboy Curtis |
Currency | Dollaria |
Animal | Knightus |
The Empire of Quioni is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Ponyboy Curtis with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working population of 779 million Quionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armadale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Quionian economy, worth 73.5 trillion Dollarias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,288 Dollarias, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and Ponyboy Curtis has just been declared ruler of Quioni in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quioni's national animal is the Knightus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Quioni is ranked 36,375th in the world and 1,259th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Quioni was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Quioni's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Quioni changed its national leader to "Ponyboy Curtis".
- : Following new legislation in Quioni, Ponyboy Curtis has just been declared ruler of Quioni in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Quioni, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Quioni, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Quioni endorsed The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Quioni endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Quioni was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Quioni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Food Quality, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Influential.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 106 » Ethnon, Chipoli, Shibutani, Aerilia, New Atlantico, Bedsonya, Pallaith, Petronellania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Varisland, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Laurendon, Lionsroar, Esperonia, Saint-Dauphin, Bardopia, Seenvorland, Republiqueducroissant, Aguaria Major, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Castle In Confidence, Necromonia, Neptunian Military Administration, Walter Jackson, CyberEgypt, Catalis, Darkanistan, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Nouvel Empire, Alogiada, Inclement Space, Jeltronian WA Mission, Votak Matim, Pinky Queen, Deliber, Notyoutopia, South Parter, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Rex Republic, Armonker, Zandos, Arucaria, Sunnaria, Mystiquelle, Tugupaw, Kandorith, Atrito, Eurocom, and 56 others.United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, IHateRights, Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Loutsland, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Jenha, Arostica, Kwaj, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, North Bratislava, Bodhisva, Dreadton, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Altivia, Koda-Land, PwRepublic, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Simone Republic.