The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.608 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,902 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Firmly Agnostic.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 13,091^st in the world and 552^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.41 law-abiding acts per hour.