The Constitutional Monarchy of Asladvia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Morgan XI with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.693 billion Asladvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asurium. The average income tax rate is 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Asladvian economy, worth 389 trillion Asladvian Marcs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,550 Asladvian Marcs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Asladvia's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asladvia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Space Christianity.

Asladvia is ranked 10,473^rd in the world and 517^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.