The Federal Republic of Chillicothe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jared Golden with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.851 billion Chillicotheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansas City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chillicothean economy, worth 593 trillion Chillicothean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,018 Chillicothean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chillicothe's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chillicothe is ranked 14,048^th in the world and 304^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.38 law-abiding acts per hour.