The Democratic Republic of New Bulacan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Leslie Anderson with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.242 billion New Bulacanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Malolos City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bulacanian economy, worth 716 trillion New Bulacanian Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,847 New Bulacanian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bulacan's national animal is the New Bulacanian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Bulacan is ranked 8,113^th in the world and 188^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.44 law-abiding acts per hour.