The Empire of Crownz Capital is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 121 million Crownz Capitalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The Crownz Capitalian economy, worth 7.03 trillion Gold Platelets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,061 Gold Platelets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crownz Capital's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crownz Capital is ranked 238,105^th in the world and 5,291^st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 3.13 average smiles per day.