The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jeviah Leznov with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.435 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,145 trillion Setés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 522,032 Setés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Sinclarians made a dessert and called it peace, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 250^th in the world and 12^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 233.64 law-abiding acts per hour.