The Golden State of Rainengrad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wiffen Niemeyer with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.753 billion Rainengradians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Franaberline. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainengradian economy, worth a remarkable 6,262 trillion Lexells a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 373,807 Lexells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, reddish-brown is the new black, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime is totally unknown. Rainengrad's national animal is the golden gator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunshowerism.

Rainengrad is ranked 28,681^st in the world and 1,020^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.64 law-abiding acts per hour.