The Union of Tioloman is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Spere Helias with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.092 billion Tiolomanites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fernando-Bacolor. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,935 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the nation is devoted to world peas, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Carabao, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 6,952^nd in the world and 161^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.8 law-abiding acts per hour.