The Empire of The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Raul Menendez with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 7.998 billion Osobonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandy Shores. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Member of the Federation economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,347 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia's radio stations, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is totally unknown. The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hatred.

The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia is ranked 9,597^th in the world and 227^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,397.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.