The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 164 million Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The very strong Sarmatian-Germanic race economy, worth 10.6 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,700 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,465 per year while the poor average 9,656, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sarmatia-Germania's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatia-Germania is ranked 232,498^th in the world and 4,667^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -111.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.