The Federal Republic of Fratanica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Lukas Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.076 billion Fratanicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viras. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Fratanican economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Frats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,222 Frats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and Fratanica's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fratanica's national animal is the Lafret Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fratanica is ranked 240,013^th in the world and 4,833^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -125.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.