The World of Simone Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.405 billion Simonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 392,205 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,678,373 per year while the poor average 58,754, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 292,908^th in the world and 6,410^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1060.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.