The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Manager with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.286 billion Funlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beteus Port. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Funian economy, worth 854 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,453 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime is totally unknown. TheLandOfFunFunFun's national animal is the Mongolian Argali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fun.

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 284,486^th in the world and 6,042^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -419.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.