The Democratic Republic of Ereena is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Attolis Eugenides with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.792 billion Ereenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chulmina. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ereenian economy, worth 921 trillion Eers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,215 Eers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the diplomatic corps stinks, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ereena's national animal is the Secretary Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ereena is ranked 281,420^th in the world and 5,931^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -362.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.