| Population | 3.817 billion |
| Capital | Etern |
| Leader | King Wulvlox I |
| Faith | Eternalism |
| Currency | Ducat |
| Animal | Phoenix |
The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Wulvlox I with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.817 billion Wolffoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth 772 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 202,262 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternalism.
Wolffoxia is ranked 287,976th in the world and 6,205th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -525.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wolffoxia endorsed 
The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed
The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed
The Confederate States of Sovereign Dixie.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed
The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys.
- : Wolffoxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Wolffoxia was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed
The Federation of La Baja California.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed
The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Wolffoxia endorsed
The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
World Assembly
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