The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.666 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,077 Confederate dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 916,295 per year while the poor average 28,090, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 281,618^th in the world and 5,951^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -364.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.