Population | 9.008 billion |
Capital | Kensington |
Leader | Freddie Mercury |
Currency | pound |
Animal | Cat |
The Kingdom of PlanetMercury is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Freddie Mercury with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.008 billion PlanetMercuries are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kensington. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient PlanetMercuryian economy, worth a remarkable 3,033 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,710 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", many friends and relatives of Freddie Mercury have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PlanetMercury's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
PlanetMercury is ranked 286,588th in the world and 6,131st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -481.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Gold Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, many friends and relatives of Freddie Mercury have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : PlanetMercury voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : PlanetMercury endorsed The Gold Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : PlanetMercury endorsed The Rising Stars of New Matzeratia.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 375 » Radicaster, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Filibustra, Great Bights Mum, Unshleepd, Dreadton, Federation of Vanguard, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Corfad, The Rhein States, Nouvel Empire, Former English Colony, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Shibutani, Chipoli, Votak Matim, Siwale, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Darkanistan, Varisland, Aguaria Major, PotatoFarmers, Russila, Florevana, Kandorith, Vlenkenov, Wineclaw, Harjad, Batatoland Empire, Kranostav, Ellbonnia, Everything Decided at Random, Etanur, The Red Tharsis, IHateRights, Wilkshire, Laurendon, Esperonia, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, Blyskalia, Oannia, Frances Francis the First of France, and 325 others.Iespao, Erwo Stal, Transitional Global Authority, Solmetria, Pinky Queen, The Zheng Dynasty, Gorundu, North Bratislava, Khoik, Simone Republic, Photan, Brackerca, Seenvorland, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Territorio di Nessuno, Xagill, KAP03land, Maott, Love Shack, Malta Comino Gozo, Atrito, Pyos Ter, Gragadoia, Adziolandia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Old Emporia, Neo Cheese Empire, Snipland, New Selkirk, Southern Moosetopia, Snowsland, Zyvetskistaahn, Aeolist, Aurasreich, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, The Teddy, Advancia-Sizzletown, Furballland, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Ethnon, Catalis, Segesta, Troll Punishers, Nationeer, New Fredoenia, South Parter, Rex Republic, Saugeen Shores, Jurador, Perikuresu, DarkMondoria, Thought Obliteration, Soviet Adia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Deliber, Northern-Kempia, Ayuzhhhhh, Viridiann, Unimaginable Doom, Prismaria, Yokciq Empire, Orjald, Hindustan Sangh, Frieszia, Alire, Velon, The Union of Galaxies, TamilPesum, Bjorkikistan, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Atras Raland, Teriol, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Empy, Delitai, Ijo, Rionion, Kingdom of Time, R3X, Tylnernburg, The Silver Vale, Justosia, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Coth Pladyia, Bedsonya, Periklia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Mesvice, 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