The Ricky Spanish Easter Egg of Shibutani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.446 billion Shibutanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MAYA. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Shibutanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,714 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 424,991 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,463,049 per year while the poor average 90,448, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Black tea is only available on the black market, bicyclists are banned from major roads, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and Shibutani isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shibutani's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Cosmic Skull.

Shibutani is ranked 291,507^th in the world and 6,379^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -869.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.