The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.615 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,408 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, new urban roads are threatening city parks, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and foreign leaders are advising that Konstantina Sotiropoulou's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 287,138^th in the world and 6,166^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -503.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.