The Shining Star of Chipoli is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ilya Romanov with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 4.553 billion Chipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chipolia. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chipolian economy, worth 512 trillion rupans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,477 rupans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, Ilya Romanov's Twitcher account is typically used to share cat memes rather than government policy, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipoli's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chipoli is ranked 268,864^th in the world and 5,530^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -233.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.