The Principality of Arr is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zrkjic Ohno with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.494 billion Arrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middle of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion kikakus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,500 kikakus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arr's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arr is ranked 7,902^nd in the world and 135^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,442.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.