The United States of Dramonia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.731 billion Dramonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dramonian economy, worth 266 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,722 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's reputation is hard as nails, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Dramonian Space Agency, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dramonia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dramonia is ranked 64,483^rd in the world and 1,887^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.