The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Ernst Ekehard with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.947 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth 958 trillion Florens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,671 Florens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, escalators are avoided at all costs, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 30,889^th in the world and 1,101^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.26 law-abiding acts per hour.